- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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