Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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A russian gives away vodka.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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