- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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