- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Hello.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

12 in general

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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