- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

you suck

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

I'm sn otter

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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