- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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