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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

A shark ate your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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