Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Seven

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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John Stamos.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Anti Joke

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