Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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