Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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