- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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