- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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