- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

So, this joke isn't funny.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

why was the boy sad? because.

Wright flyer

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Sammi suck kyles chode

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

hi dave

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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