Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Top Gear USA

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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