Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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test

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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