Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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I pooped.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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u suck

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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KOOKABURRA

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Anti Joke

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