nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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