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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Neither have I

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

whos district champs not JM

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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