How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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