- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Knock Knock opens the door

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Lets Go Lakers!

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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