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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

matt has ebola...funny right!?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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