- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Michel Moor on a die...

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

An Italian leaves the mofia

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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