What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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This statement is false.

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knock knock no ones home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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