Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Dyslexics are teople poo

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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