What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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potatoes

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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