Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Fat people

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Jeff

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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