- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

like most people my age. im 27

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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