What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What you reading? reading?

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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