- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

I like colin but not as much as apple

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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