What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Grace Ackerson

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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