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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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