- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

HEY YOU!!!!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

* anti-punchline

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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