What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Justin Bieber.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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if you read this you are gay

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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