Sonic

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Where is my tractor?

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Ted Haggard.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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