- Anti Joke

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip