Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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