Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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poo

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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CRY

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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