- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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