- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

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