A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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