LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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