theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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