- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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