- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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