- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why was the woman?

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Because she has down's syndrome

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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