Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Nuneaton..

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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