Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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