- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A guy was beet by his wife.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Guess what? AIDS!

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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