I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Me Neither.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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hey hey apple

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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