Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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