What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Mullets

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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