- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Your mom.

42, that is all

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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