- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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