- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

42, that is all

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Your mom.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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