- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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