"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Cripples are lame.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

A woman wears a dress.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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