What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Women's Rights Movement

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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