- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Your face

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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