- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

squash squash who squash my ass

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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