KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Tough crowd tonight...

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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