April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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A man buys a prius

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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How high is a Chinaman

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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