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arena football

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Apple juice.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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