- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Caca.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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