Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

human centipede

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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