- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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