- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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