What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

My dad

dyslexics of the world untie!

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

i just wrote this so hard

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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