- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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