Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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eden stop

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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